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astound:

can someone teach me how to be attractive

He’s cute, I swear! let me find a better picture
me when im showing people the guy i like (via chariczard)

communistbakery:

"you’ve changed" I say to my ex-girlfriend. she’s wearing a new shirt and jeans. how did she change so quickly?? she was in a dress like three minutes ago how did she do that

ninetween:

diickhead:

makes a man go broom broom

SHUT UP YOU DID NOT

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

image

shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa