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breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

gayconversiontherapy:

me when the iphone 6 comes out and I still have a 5s

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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colorguardenthusiast:

trav-tv:

Game postponed due to puppies.

Some of them look so pissed and then you have a few that are like ‘PUPPIES’

thatfunnyblog:

justice.

thatfunnyblog:

justice.